Entrance into Jahannam

As soon as we realized Michael Jackson was a direct revelation from Allah, we followed him through the woods. Although it was extremely scary and ominous, we all made it out alive. As soon as we stepped out of the cover of the trees, a hyena jumped in front of us, taunting and laughing at us. Humiliated, Tori’s chin started quivering, a sure sign that tears were to follow. Michael, seeing Tori’s saddened expression, quickly said,

“Oh, don’t worry, this creature just represents disorderly conduct, the first of the three sections of Jahannam. Please, ignore him. He sometimes can be rude.”

At this remark, the hyena scampered away and Tori’s chin thankfully stopped it’s quivering. Continuing onward, we were met with a horde of mosquitoes. They attacked relentlessly, diving in toward the soft skin to extract the red juice of life underneath. After enduring about ten minutes of this nonsense, Michael cries out,

“These devilish creatures represent the second of the three sections of Jahannam, violence. Begone!”

The mosquitoes, hearing these words, fled. Without the constant whining in our ears, our guide explained.

“I’m sorry, I was supposed to wait for one of you to ask about these insects, but I just couldn’t take it any longer.”

All of us nodded our consent and agreement, and then continued on. Not five minutes after our strange encounter with the mosquitoes, we see a line of green directly in front of us. As we approach it, we are surprised to see it is made up of millions of praying mantises. The barricade went to the right and left as far as one could see and approximately thirteen feet forward. Not knowing how to get past this obstacle, we consulted our all-knowing guide.

“Oh esteemed Michael, sir, how in Allah’s name are we supposed to get past these gosh darn mantises!?”

 Smiling at us with the wisdom of a parent in his eyes, Michael explains,

“These praying mantises represent the final section of Jahannam, disobeying Allah.”

 At these words, the sea of mantises parted, allowing us to continue on our way. Soon we came upon a desert. We had only been walking for about an hour, so the three of us thought it strange to come upon this dry land so soon. However, none of us wanted to question our magnificent guide or Allah, so we kept silent. A few hundred feet more, we rounded a corner to see an eerie looking cave. Scared, Tori’s chin began to quiver once again. Jamie comforted her as Michael beckoned us to enter into the cave after him. Slowly stepping after him, we entered a world of darkness.